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Oxenford’s letters…

…for truthe ys truthe thoughe never so owlde, and tyme cannot make that falsse whiche was once trwe…

sounds like Shakespeare doesn’t it? Or try this for advice on kingship…

…Nothinge adornes a kynge moore thein Iustice, nor in any thinge, doothe a kynge moore resemble god then in iustice, whiche ys the Hed of all vertue, and he that ys indued therwythe, hathe all the reste…

these quotes are from a letter dated 7 May 1603. As you may know this is 10 days later on the continent ie 17th May, what with the English stubbornly rejecting the Gregorian calendar. (Gregorian calendar |grəˈgôrÄ“É™n| noun: the calendar introduced in 1582 by Pope Gregory XIII, as a modification of the Julian calendar. To bring the calendar back into line with the solar year, 10 days were suppressed, and centenary years were made leap years only if they were divisible by 400. England did not adopt the reformed calendar until 1752, by which time 11 days had to be suppressed. At the same time, New Year’s Day was changed from March 25 to January 1, and dates using the new calendar were designated ‘New Style.’: taken from my mac dictionary).

there is so much to know about the Early Modern Period. So many conspiracies that the authorship of putative plays by playwright or playwrights unknown, or rather known as Shhh, was the least of their paranoia back then. The motive escapes me.

Commedia del Amsterdam…

this is from another network which should contain this blog within it. a meta-network designed to bring us all under one digital roof so to speak. this is being written on june 11, 07 whereas below is june 5th.
Often people ask me why i live here. the answer is easy for a beta-male: no nutter ready to hammer your head in for no reason at the slightest excuse. The dutch have a phrase for it: ‘doe normaal, dan doe je al gek genoeg’, which translates as, ‘do normal then you’re doing crazy enough’. In my experience of the world this is sound advice. a bit boring perhaps, but safe from harm. not that i haven’t met nutters here in amsterdam, though mostly harmless and benign. the important thing is that they are tolerated.

so tolerance is on my list, as well as lack of violence. every self-respecting nerd is basically safe here. i’m a Shakespeare nerd. this saturday my arch-enemies in terms of accepting Shhh as himself and not some other e.g. an ORKsfordian, or any other ‘precious’ whose gifts have been hidden in the mists of time until some looney picked up the tune hundreds of years later and started to sing it falsely. Tolerance is required of me.

These anti-shakespeare people are no fools, nor misguided, except in their conclusions, based on little that stands up in a court of law; no matter how they spin it. the stratfrodo-ians put on tea, curl up their hairy feet and plug their ears to their assailants constant clamouring. they read the words discreetly, imagining whatever

There is no answer satisfactory to us all. ‘the better part of valour is discretion’. HIV pt 1 act v. sc. 1.

Discretion and discernment are qualities that the Dutch possess in very small measure in public. they can be blunt and tactless to an excrucitating degree. but in business they tend to be paragons of circumspection. they ride the long tail in our western societies. have done so since the beginning. This is my final reason for living here. there is a continuity of visible and tangible history since the time Shhh lived. I like that.

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from the One Cosmos

blog in the comments on today’s post:

I too couldn’t resist sharing this.

Geckofeeder said…
Couldn’t resist sharing this one with the coonsters.
It was written by an 8-year-old named Danny Dutton, who lives in Chula Vista , CA . He wrote it for his third grade homework assignment, to “explain God.” I wonder if any of us could have done as well?
[ … and he had such an assignment, in California , and someone published it, I guess miracles do happen ! .. ]
EXPLANATION OF GOD:
“One of God’s main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth. He doesn’t make grownups, just babies I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way he doesn’t have to take up his valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and fathers.”
“God’s second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times besides bedtime. God doesn’t have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this. Because he hears everything, there must be a terrible lot of noise in his ears, unless he has thought of a way to turn it off.”
“God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn’t go wasting his time by going over your mom and dad’s head asking for something they said you couldn’t have.”
“Atheists are people who don’t believe in God. I don’t think there are any in Chula Vista . At least there aren’t any who come to our church.”
“Jesus is God’s Son. He used to do all the hard work, like walking on water and performing miracles and trying to teach the people who didn’t want to learn about God. They finally got tired of him preaching to them and they crucified him But he was good and kind, like his father, and he told his father that they didn’t know what they were doing and to forgive them and God said O.K.”
“His dad (God) appreciated everything that he had done and all his hard work on earth so he told him he didn’t have to go out on the road anymore. He could stay in heaven. So he did And now he helps his dad out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are important for God to take care of and which ones he can take care of himself without having to bother God. Like a secretary, only more important.”
“You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to help you because they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the time.”
“You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes God happy, and if there’s anybody you want to make happy, it’s God!
Don’t skip church to do something you think will be more fun like going to the beach. This is wrong. And besides the sun doesn’t come out at the beach until noon anyway.”
“If you don’t believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be very lonely, because your parents can’t go everywhere with you, like to camp, but God can. It is good to know He’s around you when you’re scared, in the dark or when you can’t swim and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids.”
“But…you shouldn’t just always think of what God can do for you. I figure God put me here and he can take me back anytime he pleases.

5/25/2007 10:01:00 AM

A Lover’s Guide…

… Rupert Graves the Poet Laureate who in 1916 eulogised Shakespeare who had died 300 years before, as “the master of the human song”.

he is a freedom chain, smiting the fetters of slavery making the high seaways safe and free…Nature’s poet who never feared his work should fall to fashion’s craze nor pedant’s folly nor devestator, not terror nor wonder…And (oh beauteous lines by Rupert )…oft, as the eyes of a lion in a brake, His presence hath startled me…in austere shapes of beauty lurking, beautiful for beauty’s sake;… the unseen Will stirring with kindling aim the dark fecundity of Being.

Rupert’s world blew apart with WW1 and Art hailed the perceiving and not the receiving of reality. Cezanne had put the viewer in the view and in turn the Cubists recognised that the human is non-exceptional to reality. Post modernism developed and swallowed Art and left us signifying everything and believing in nothing. The Post-modern world belongs to and is defined by the advancements in the New Technologies, and Science, and especially now, the Mass Media and Entertainment.

1.

My name is William S. I sound the way I do because I am an Englishman born to Scots parents in Lancashire, England. My family emigrated to Toronto, Canada, when I was age 16. Currently I am a 20 year resident in Amsterdam, The Netherlands. I started my acting career in 1988 in the Stalhouderij Theatre and have since graduated to bit and bigger bit parts in little known or seen corporate video, demo voice-overs, obscure first films of first time directors and the occasional TV spot. Every friday and saturday night these days I am the unusual bilingual M.C. (host or compere) at the Comedy Club on the Max Eeuweplein in Amsterdam. But is this who I am?

here and now… am I really just an anti-representational, uncertain, interactive, stringily-genetic strain of being who believes we are all of us merely geometric solids derived from and driven by a single unifying ultimate and utterly final Law of Action?, as Albert Einstein argued in his Unified Field Theory. Are we endlessly contemporary? Is Woody Allen’s instant orgasm machine already a post-modern hyper-reality? Is Cyberia just around the corner for all of us?

My mottos for life, and neither are easy, are two-fold:

Fight gravity, not war.
“Love everything that breathes”.

It’s refreshing to know the shallows and depths in Love remain the same throughout the ages and across all cultures. I want you to hear him speak, whoever he was who wrote these 154 Sonnets for his private friends.

I want to patchwork together a character quilt of Sh. and wrap him warmly in your imagination. I want to create a peculiar brand of fiction sewing together truths and realities, lies and realities and certain immutable human laws and realities. Moreover if I can coax you into reciting a sonnet of Will`s to a lover or dear friend I think our world will be a better place. The immortality promised in the Sonnets depends on those who went before, those who are now, and those who will be.

He was such a one.

You may be such a one.

I feel I am one.

2.
William Sh. is best remembered as a writer. A writer at best is an artist. The artist feeds on his own mind and passions to prove to himself the something else that he creates. That thing, his art, is hard to define; it even works with this same principle in mind. A great artist gives from himself what is himself. The true artist and his work are inseparable. This is not to say an artist must share his darkest secrets in his work, but he cannot subdue himself so far as to be totally hidden behind his work. The artist also cannot work without a body of art from past to present, with which to compare and contrast his own art. An artist is usually recognisable through his style. Others copy that style, diluting its art for mass consumption, whereupon it becomes a trend. Trends die as new styles are born.

Shakespeare embodies his Age yet he is always held up for all time. At worst he is severed from his contemporaries as if he lived and worked in an unassailable tower of glory attuned only to cosmic frequencies and universal emanations. Simply I say he was a man, take him for that. What kind of man was he? Not I, nor you, nor a billion experts can ever really know, unless someone finds his diary. His sonnets are often read as a diary. Others shun this idea as ridiculous and say they were simple conventional love poems.

“…Let them say more that like of hearsay well;
I will not praise that purpose not to sell…” Q21.

If, and there is much virtue and better mileage in your if, all the probabilities of the different scenarios of Sh. life and works were added together they could not possibly fit into one life. The real-life Sh. appears to be clear and straightforward. Historians after all know more about Sh. and his works than any other Elizabethan poet or dramatist! The voice in the sonnets is Sh. voice. Sh. is the author and whoever he was, he spoke his sonnets aloud. When I first read the sonnets, these lines leapt out at me:

“Your monument shall be my gentle verse,
Which eyes not yet created shall o’er-read,
And tongues to be your being shall rehearse,
When all the breathers of this world are dead,
You still shall live, such virtue hath my pen,
Where breath most breathes, ev’n in the mouths of men.” Q81.

That meant my mouth, and logically your mouth too. These and similar lines made me catch my breath and almost fitted my eyes from their spheres knowing that I too was a part of that immortal prediction. The poet was speaking through me! Here lies my fascination with these poems.

I determined then to learn these poems and revive them in my way. My research led me to the University of Amsterdam library where I became a bookworm in the Elizabethan section. Strange dry patches and irritations appeared on my fingers. The cause was perhaps the dust of books unopened for many a year. Facsimiles of works by Greene and Nashe and Spenser fed my appetite for contemporary experience with the poet. The Elizabethan mind was voracious in wanting words on how to do it: from fencing to Conny-catching. The con artist had plenty of marks (connies) with the gullibility of new wealth in London town. There were hordes of great pretenders, a plethora of wannabees and stacks of country-cousin arrivals with heavy purses waiting to be lifted.

One story told of a highwayman who stopped a troupe of actors and forced them to play for him something weighty. They complied and were duly rewarded. This same highwayman was a fan of Burbage and Shakespeare and in my crooked imagination no doubt sponsored many an urchin’s entrance to the penny pit perhaps for the nefarious purpose of picking a pocket or two. Violence and crime was a way of life and convicted felons were expected to make a clean sweep before they met their maker. This they did in grand style, killing the calf on the scaffolding, which minutes later would be shadowing their feet. Killing the calf meant making a big speech on their crimes or a repentance of such with all the gory details left in. The crowds loved it.

No wonder then that thousands of more astute and keener minds than my own have debated and commented on the contextual and possible autobiographical fruits of the sonnets. Naturally where biography is concerned the romantic fictions of Shakespearean Orthodoxy confuse me and the legal and class-oriented cynicism of Shakespearean detractors puzzle me; yet the possible and probable psychological, philosophical and physical realities of Shakespeare the man continually fascinate me. If only the Chandos portrait could speak. Sorry, like Polonius I digress, but I swear I will be faithful.

Obviously I was not the first one to enter this mansion, but I did not care; he was there, an unruly spirit, alone and angry, and full of love. A man with whom I felt I could indulge and identify. The master-mistress of our passions had words for those who would pluck him bare:

“…a true soul
When most impeached stands least in thy control…” Q125.

Personally, I neither advocate nor represent with total conviction any of the candidates for Mr W.H., the friend, the Dark Lady, or the Rival Poet (all characters in the sonnet sequence). However I accept no rivals: not Bacons’ nor Oxfords’ nor any of the host of poets who others would have usurp the natural genius of that outcast, in all his humanity: William Shakespeare of Stratford-upon-Avon.

The big split currently playing itself out on the Sh. scholarship fringe is whether William Shakespeare, of Stratford upon Avon in Warwickshire fits the psychological profile of the Universal genius displayed in his Canon of 37 accepted plays and 3 major pieces of poetry or not. By the way, spelling was not fixed in his time, so all the nouns of all the other candidates are subject to variation. There is no doubt, we all agree that they are attributed to a William Shake-speare. However the biographical evidence collected around and about William Shagsbirds of Stratford does not necessarily directly connect him with writing the Canon. The inference is all.
3.

Any person studying Sh. is dependent on the skill and authority of Scholars who collectively agree and disagree on the contents of Sh. Canon. And horribly of late in whether it was him or not. O horror that academe has succumbed to such twisted first principles! Horror, horror, horror!
Everyone has a theory. Even worse, most are leaky theories channeled from the fast running waters of assumption and prejudice. Even and especially mine.
The man from Stratford has to my understanding mostly either been under or over-estimated, yet never been treated as a full normal human being of his time, living under difficult circumstances, creating his life’s work, this collection of artefacts which is his writing. I never felt I was getting the full story where Sh. was concerned. I was fed the stories at school of him poaching rabbits and deer, killing calves and holding horses. There were his business dealings, his neglected wife and family, his rich then poor father, his coat of arms and title, his scrawly signatures, and his will leaving that second-best bed. Then someone set up a monument at Stratford, then his whole Folio series started and then he ascended to the status of demi-god. Then he bored young minds to death.

Sometimes I think the man who is all men for all time really was just an uneducated misogynist small-town hick with a ready wit, a huge talent for words, and a smile that wouldn’t quit. It may well seem to be true as the detractors say that Shakespeare was a doggerel-spewing heretic and deer-hunter, who desperately fled Stratford to avoid a flogging by Lousy Lucy in front of his new wife’s eyes. Alternatively maybe she, the older fading siren, lured him into getting her pregnant twice, one year apart.
Or maybe as others conjecture he came clean out of the closet joining his haberdasher brother Gilbert in the gay Sh. annals. The Ivory-tower Shakespeare merchants would have us believe that he set off for London one balmy day in may, full of dreams and cares, yet missing no flowery outgrowth along the way.

Some say that Shaksper as he appears on the record had to have been a charlatan, foisting some other’s works as his own. Some say that Shake-speare as he tells us of himself in his plays and poetic works had to have been of noble birth, ashamed of his own immortality. Some say that Shakespeare was a conspiracy of gentlemen, and others say a more specific gentleman, and one even says he was really a nun!

Yet some say his learning and acquaintance was only possible if the artist experienced the noble and knowledgeable life he was describing in many of his plays. Some comment on his lack of intellectual interests and vulgar money grabbing being out of character for our greatest teacher of kings. Further his knowledge of subjects such as law, medicine, maritime affairs, war, falconry, botany etcetera are to some astounding, to others the consequence of the application of wisdom and natural insight, and to others still sheer bloody ignorance.

“…But these particulars are not my measure,
all these I better in one general best….“ Q91.

4.

The Sonnets of William Sh. based on the Thomas Thorpe Quarto version of 1609 are one hell of a time-consuming yet fascinating and rewarding hobby. I felt the need as an actor to deepen my knowledge of his work, but the quagmire of opinion regarding his Complete Works seemed a daunting task for one man alone. So I searched and found, or thought I found, a back door to that mansion of poetry. I discovered the poet in a room on his own bent over his verse, intent on making it immortal.

24.4.91. I didn’t remember it was his birthday the day before until it hit me in actor’s flash that it was and as an actor I thought, ‘I should know more about Shakespeare than I do’. So armed with a book coupon I received for acting in Nancy Gould’s directing class at the Amsterdam Filmakademie, I bought an English-Dutch book of sonnets. Basically this was a compilation of other scholars’ works translated and introduced by W. van Elden. Oh boy, I was far from being alone with Shake-speare. I found to my enlightenment and horror thousands of seriously poetic travellers and potty tourists had sifted the beach and left it littered with commentaries.

“…But since your worth-wide as the ocean is,
The humble as the proudest sail doth bear,
My saucy bark, inferior far to his…” Q80.

…was yet to be launched. I stood and sat aghast looking at the flotsam and jetsam of the seventeenth, eighteenth, nineteenth and twentieth century criticism against poems

“…Whose action is no stronger than a flower.
O! how shall summer’s honey breath hold out…” Q65.

Then I thought what is a sonnet? If I tripped over one, would I recognise it? The introduction kindly gave me an explanation. It talked of metre (or rhythm of the verse, the basic ta-tum, so many to a line), and rhyme scheme (abab cdcd efef gg), and enjambement (a spillover of poetry from one line to another forcing a pause in reciting ) and even gave examples of these things. Therefore I bit and I chewed, and eventually gained the rudimentary knowledge necessary to recognizing poetic devices, style and convention, which attracted me then about as much as tax forms do.

But now I can deliver an example of enjambement.

“…Sweet thief, whence didst thou steal thy sweet that smells,
If not from my love’s breath? The purple pride…” Q99.

…is ten ta-tums stuffed with alliteration (repetition of consonant sounds) and assonance (an internal rhyming of vowel sounds) with a plosive pride after the enjambement. A typically Shakespearean sonnet-line consists of five ta-tums (iambic pentameter), and a typical sonnet contains fourteen lines, of three quatrains of four lines and a final couplet of two lines.

However, my untypical Sweet thief example is drawn from a fifteen line sonnet, ninety-ninth in a series of one hundred and fifty four, written by a poet who cared less what others thought of his style.

“…But since he died, and poets better prove,
Theirs for their style I’ll read, his for his love…” Q32.

Occasional weekend and week long workshops and a year at the Shakespeare Institute in Stratford helped to tie up the knowledge of how literary convention and form combine with the practical skill of dramatic representation. But I, maybe as you, was unmoved.

“…I grant, sweet love, thy lovely argument
Deserves the travail of a worthier pen…” Q79.

“…Nay, if you read this line, remember not
the hand that writ it…” Q71.

…nor the mind that hung the ‘not’ at the end of the line leading to another enjambement. Of course he was not the only sonneteer of the age in which he lived. He did not then possess the knowledge that the abab cdcd efef gg riming scheme would later be attributed the epithet, “Shakespearean Sonnet”. How could he so challenge the established order of the Elizabethan or English sonnet as to usurp it with his name?

“…My name be buried where my body is,
And live no more to shame nor me nor you…” Q81.

I wanted to know more about this poet, the man that went by the name of William Shake-speare in the years of our Lord, 1564-1616. His poems are so heartfelt that each one seemed to demand a real circumstance for its expression.

6.

The closest thing we have to a description of William Shakespeare’s appearance is the original colouring of the monument set up in Stratford after his death. His eyes were coloured light hazel and his hair and beard were auburn. Further he wore a scarlet doublet, a loose black gown without sleeves, a plain band around the neck and white wrist bands. (Personally I feel the Chandos portrait hanging in the National Gallery in London and purportedly painted by Richard Burbage is the best likeness we have of Shakespeare).

His contemporaries invariably described the character and disposition of William Shakespeare of Stratford upon Avon as honest, open and free. A man possessed ‘of integrity, ingenuousness, amiability and a lively wit. A man combining rare industry, a sedulous attention to business, an unusual skill in the direction of his affairs, of the right personal ambition, of admirable judgement; in other words a natural gentleman.’

the vogue to quote Vonnegut: RIP

His advice on writing…
In Sum:

1. Find a subject you care about

2. Do not ramble, though

3. Keep it simple

4. Have guts to cut

5. Sound like yourself

6. Say what you mean

7. Pity the readers
from: How to Use the Power of the Printed Word, Doubleday etc.

Writers are funny animals and like artists receive their greatest reviews after they die. The oeuvre is complete. No more bleeding spirit through ink on a page, no more re-writes possible: the mind and soul are shuffled off this mortal coil. What remains is their work, yoked to whatever posterity it can enjoy through other mortal eyes and minds.

‘Your monument shall be my gentle verse…’ Q81.

AQAL…

…stands for all quadrants, all levels. See IOS blog in the sidebar to download the PDF explaining this. I try to add something to this blog every day. Today’s was Poems about Language. Usually it’s a link to something that has attracted my attention online, or through reading, or conversation, or thinking about you know who. Not all of the links have my full support on what they stand for.

Take our conservative friend Cicumnavelgazing Bob, also under the blogs. i love the way he plays with language but disagree with his politics. I try not to be political, but am political by the choices i make. I am in a political sense, a liberal. I believe my body, i.e. what goes into it, or who touches it; my mind; my spirituality; my ego; my shadows are mine to decide what to do with or be controlled by.

Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose. Thanks Janis. Thoughts are free, but whose are they actually? Sometimes i wish I could control my thoughts, but my emotions give me the lie. He who can control his emotions yet feel them still, is in my mind a master of life. otherwise what’s the point in having emotions in the first place? To know God?

My DNA is 23 pairs of genes like yours. The doors of our perception are our five senses and wits. I don’t care which filter you think through, those senses are all we have to define our humanity. We have then a life internal and external, which progresses through stages of nurturing and educating and learning to think for oneself, and where all too often an indoctrination or oppression is the reality.

The interplay and plurality of our emotions versus our thoughts, which may or not reflect how much we can reason. I am born, I live, i will die. In the end this is all i can truly know. Oh yeah, I can reproduce another set of DNA to introduce another being to this conundrum. For this is the soul of humanity according to Science. Father, child and mother…

Reproduction is the reason for life, pure and simple. All life does it. What you do in life is essentially unimportant on the grand scale of reproduction. The Soul, or reproduction, is the doorway to the supernatural, the path to the creator of all life from mollusc to man. (John 3: 17). Religion is here for our emotional and spiritual life. A path that will keep us in balance, our thoughts then free to concentrate on the improvement of all mankind. Space, inner and outer, the first of many frontiers.

‘There is more between heaven and earth, than is dreamt of in your philosophy Horatio.’

Hamlet:

The greatest part ever written for an actor. Actors are bloatedly self-important or unctously humble, yet throughout history have been the practitioners of the range of human emotions and passions, whether stylised or impulsive.

Hamlet: ‘Good my lord, will you see the players well bestow’d? Do you
hear? Let them be well us’d; for they are the abstract and brief
chronicles of the time. After your death you were better have a
bad epitaph than their ill report while you live.

Polonius: My lord, I will use them according to their desert.

Hamlet: God’s bodykins, man, much better! Use every man after his desert, and who should scape whipping? Use them after your own honour and dignity. The less they deserve, the more merit is in your bounty. Take them in.

Polonius: Come, sirs.’

Hamlet Act 2: Scene 2. OSS
Ham is right! See Poems about Shakespeare for ‘They all want to play Hamlet’.

And so we come to the end of another blog session for now. For ‘now’, simultaneous as it is becoming, is really all we have. If you are confused by anything you have read, take cheer in the fact that i am too. AQAL might be a load of old bollocks, I’m not keen on who their proponents are fans of but then who tf am I? See sidebar under Poems on language for a bit on swearing.

How long may a man lie i’ th’ earth ere he rot?

The old Ham said something of the sort. I just deleted 154 junk mails, which is kind of apt for this 443rd anniversary, give or take a day or two either way. I’m celebrating in the Damage in my way the birth of our sweet gentle Will. The TLS this week has Jonathan Bate touting his Folio book with an excellent examination of its provenance in the hands of scholars. Speaking of which, i must find the Herbert Farjeon edition. Random House please re-publish it!

My own First Folio facsimile was found in a dead man’s apartment in Peurto Rico. He had been a theology professor who had lost his faith and ended up as a bartender in Old San Juan. Terry was a culture vulture with reams of Opera videos, classic movies, and Shakespeare films, which i inherited too. Emptying Terry’s apartment was a dizzying trip of frustrated and enlightened humanity. He died leaving the bar after his shift, he made his idiosyncratic wave to the regulars, then dropped to the floor dead.

The task of cleaning his apartment fell to his friends Paco and Colin. I was visiting Colin and there among the detritus of his last years was my Folio facsimile. He had bought it in the 1950’s and signed it. I claimed it in his memory and Shakespeare’s. ‘Read him and read him again’. as his fellow players Heminges and Condell said. Above all, ‘Remember me!’

‘Still there old mole?’ The mole is an apt metaphor for our Shakes, rooting around and tunneling through his own age’s past and rarely being seen except for the mounds of dirt his writings left us. Blind to what the future may think of him. What was his true face? Hildegard Hammerschmidt-Hummel believes she has found it using German Federal Bureau of Criminal Investigation CSI techniques. I am more inclined to believe David Crystal’s ‘H’ Quarto of Hamlet. But then again, given her initials, maybe she knows of this little known malady.

The ‘H’ Quarto is for those lovers of the eighth letter of the alphabet, or octolitteraphiliacs. Something so rare only psychiatrists and linguists can appreciate it. We’ll see if David will let me link its contents. After all a scoop is a scoop. He found it apparently so it is his to share or not. As his opening paragraph states:

‘I was walking through the grounds of the house where Shakespeare lived, New House, in Stratford, in a part of the garden where tourists rarely go, when I tripped and fell full length on the grass. As I lay there, I realized I could see into a broken drain, and inside it was a tiny waterproof bag, containing a manuscript. The bag was lying near the surface, dragged there, I suspect, by rats – there is evidence of chewing on some pages, and some water has got in, for some pages are discoloured. It was a previously unknown quarto edition of Hamlet, in which every word – apart from the character names – began with the letter H.’

However they must be smirking and apoplectic that the world is making such an egregious error in celebrating today, smug in the satisfaction that the ‘H’ Quarto is a fabrication and Sh wasn’t really that bumpkin from Stratters. I’ll leave you with these words.

‘Such is my love, to thee I so belong,
That for thy right, myself will bear all wrong.’

and

‘My name be buried where my body is,
And live no more, to shame nor me, nor you.’

bella Italia!

Did Sh travel in Italy? They say yes of course. I say No. Why? Have you ever been? My time in Italy is filled with the immediate smells and sensations of another culture. All the Italian Culture and more importantly for my argument, Nature in Sh’s plays and poems is essentially English grafted onto an Italian background. Sh was a sensualist, without doubt the man had tasted the forbidden fruits. This fits Shaksper and Oxenforde. The latter knew Italy from extended stays in most likely luxurious surroundings.

Eighteen of Shakespeare’s plays are set in Italy. So it sounds reasonable to assume (use this word carefully or as the old etymology says you might make an ass of u and me) that the author had spent some time there, right? Wrong!

Every grammar schoolboy in Eliza’s time was steeped in Roman history from Ovid to Horace. They literally spent 6 hours a day transcribing Latin texts into English and back again. The Romans had occupied Britain, but not Scotland or Ireland, for 400 years. Roman roads and ruins had to be more visible in Elizabethan times than now. The chance of digging up or finding artefacts was probably bigger too. Hadrian’s wall is still a fact.

I said 18 plays, let’s see:

  1. Titus Andronicus
  2. Coriolanus
  3. Julius Caesar
  4. A Winter’s Tale
  5. Two gentlemen of Verona
  6. Romeo and Juliet
  7. The Merchant of Venice
  8. Antony and Cleopatra
  9. Much Ado about Nothing
  10. The Comedy of Errors
  11. The Taming of the Shrew
  12. Twelfth Night ……is twelve I can think of, off the top of my head, which is a third of the 36 plays in the First Folio….which proves nothing other than the author stole a lot from Italian authors. His sources are all documented, as to explain where the stories for the plays come from. Sh the genius writer for a flourishing public theatre added unusual subplots and key characters to bring in a mirror for the main action. See the Sonnets for this little self-reflective conceit.‘look in thy glass and tell the face thou view’st,
    Now is the time that face should form another
    .’

    ‘Thy glass will show thee how thy beauties wear,
    Thy dial how thy precious minutes waste…’

    My glass shall not persuade me I am old,
    So long as youth and thou are of one date…’

  13. Othello
  14. Measure for Measure
  15. All’s Well that Ends Well
  16. I’m stuck, gotta look em up and hit my forehead and say duh!

Still headed up to half the plays in the Canon. SO?

Pericles, Timon of Athens, Cymbeline, Troylust and Cressida, all attest to the fact that the author had swum as well in the Mediterranean figuratively, not necessarily literally physically. ‘All of it, Kevin!’ Any man who has tasted that will let it penetrate his soul. And if it resides in his soul it will out into his soul’s creations. And yes dear readers i believe in my soul, it weighs 21 grams.

So the message of today’s blog is read him first and foremost for his stories. He stole from the best. and added his best.

‘Look what is best, that best i wish in thee,
This wish i have, then ten times happy me.’ 

The morning after the latest atrocity:

Fight gravity, not war! Shoot barbs of wit, not bullets!

maybe this kid had a dark sense of humour and a taste for immortality until his record too gets broken? All i really know is media spin, anchorpersons in masks of severe gravitas announcing the things i, like them, can usually see, hear and deduce from the ever the same shots from the cameras on the scene: security, policemen and SWAT with drawn guns hiding behind trees, a snippet from a mobile phone, the sound of rapid gunfire.

And all that incessant speculation to fill in time, with experts and pundits on last time and never again etc. The anchorperson fed by his/her earpiece, then spins off repetitiously for the viewers just arriving, everyone anxiously waiting, waiting for the next piece of breaking news. Sick on all counts! It’s rubber-necking at an accident scene. The horror, the horror, the horror, the…!

And the worst part is the same number of victims are being made daily in Baghdad n Iraq n ‘ghanistan, fueled and financed by this rampager’s own host government! When you legitimise violence it breeds violence, usually from revenge. Seeing as the American forces are using Henry the Fifth for their troops morale, think of, or look up the tennis ball scene and Salic Law scenes in Act 1.

Does Weapons of Mass Destruction ring a bell? Any flimsy premise will do for grim-visag’d War IF the governing power wants or needs it. Queen Elizabeth used John Dee to trace a lineage via an 11thC Welsh Prince Madoc to legitimise her entree into North America. So the general idea has legs in Western History. These are anyway basic Macchiavellian tactics. And so to Sh….

and then there was blog…

…they won’t go away you know. They will push their candidate like a Manchurian candidate until, frothing at the mind you accept their candidate out of sheer exhaustion.

i read some of Richard Whalen’s nonsense today in the Bungehuis. His objections to ‘Oxford as candidate’ chapter is sickly beguiling in its openness to what the Stratfordians believe. Stratfordians being repeated so often, you’d begin to think these were honourable men.

Fight them tooth and nail with their own tools. Sharpened pen meets sharpened pen and the true believer lives on. How can you change a man’s faith? Leo Africanus, (see TLS this week), might be able to help with this question, but only God can truly verily help us.

Harper’s bazaar carried an article by Jonathan Bate on why Sh is still the man. And his analysis of criticism and theatre history once again affirms our man as the man, much maligned then romanticised, but still our man.

His book the ‘Genius of Shakespeare’ also begins with a long list of why it has to be our man, connecting: him, writing, acting, publication, and Stratford. At which interstices the Oxfordians often gather to deconstruct and deny.

The best part of his scholarship is that Bate includes the rest of contemporary Elizabethan and Jacobean society in defense of his argument. Something ‘they’ always prism through the Big Boar or some other brilliant bore.

Let me quote a gaoled Timothy Leary for a moment:
‘when the up/down dualism of the
domination/submission circuit goes,
the other dualisms start to go too.’

Because that’s what we have here. I either am, or am not, an Oxfordian. Most ‘Orthodox’ scholars could give two figs either way and end up retreating from the dualism and any eventual argument.

Leary also claimed Ideology and Morality are the two chief defects of human suffering. Then again he also predicted an Immortality pill and a Death Simulation pill, neither of which is with us yet.

Alan Harrington, who wrote ‘The Immortalist’, said,

‘Mobilise the scientists, spend the money,
and hunt down death like an outlaw.’

Sh said,

‘So shalt thou feed on death that feeds on men,
and death once dead, there’s no more dying then.’